Liverpool, UK

amateur computologist. may contain hops. free software for a free society. 43 003

  • 2016-02-09T19:00:26Z via Puma To: Public

    Want to do geeky 🚅 thing that won't come around again, but would have 2-month old daughter and her mother to consider and it's 200 miles away.

    “You'll always have Derby.“

  • 🚗📋 ❎

    2016-02-04T10:54:12Z via Puma To: Public

    Don't worry, motorists of the United Kingdom; you're safe… for now…

  • 🚗🎓

    2016-01-30T15:52:40Z via Puma To: Public

    25 hours of driving lessons this week and I didn't kill anyone or crash into anything.

    If such miraculous results continue, I may have to buy my instructor a new clutch to say thank-you.

    Douglas Perkins , Efraim Flashner like this.

    >> ben:

    “[...] I may have to buy my instructor a new clutch to say thank-you. [...]”

    I'm sure every instructor would appreciate it if their students did that at the end of lessons xD

    JanKusanagi at 2016-01-30T16:10:04Z

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  • 👄

    2015-12-08T09:05:09Z via Puma To: Public

    I'm starting to wonder if my dentist gets commission with a local metal merchant.

  • Demand

    2015-12-06T17:27:21Z via Puma To: Public

    No, I don't need to install Flash Player: you need me to install Flash Player, for you to serve me.

    Olivier Mehani likes this.

    It needs you to install Flash player, in order for it to fill your computer with crapware xD

    JanKusanagi at 2015-12-06T18:06:31Z

    They don't trust me with a short video, obviously!

    ben at 2015-12-06T18:31:45Z

  • 🍷

    2015-11-25T22:30:35Z via Puma To: Public

    “Have some wine.” offers a glass
    “Oh, thanks… wait, is this Ribena?”
    “Yes. I'm an alcoholic.”

  • 🚅

    2015-11-21T10:00:42Z via Puma To: Public

    It's a lovely sunny day to be going 125mph.

    nice title xD

    JMobile at 2015-11-21T17:54:33Z

  • 2015-11-13T22:51:02Z via Puma To: Public

    Nous sommes unis. Prières.

  • Rentals

    2015-11-01T11:08:36Z via Puma To: Public

    Three-month tenancies: why?! Do people like living out of a suitcase and doing domestic admin?!

  • 2015-10-06T22:03:24Z via Puma To: Public

    I think I keep wanting to use FreeBSD (and never do) is because I keep wanting things to work properly (and I have only an hour or two of free time at once).

  • 2015-10-05T21:18:46Z via Puma To: Public

    They say, “you are what you eat.”

    Which is correct: after I bought the ready-to-eat apricots, I was indeed ready to eat apricots.

    Douglas Perkins , William L. Anderson , Efraim Flashner like this.

  • 2015-09-14T06:50:46Z via Puma To: Public

    Arsenal 2-0 Stoke – should've been about 15-0.
    Leicester City 3-2 Aston Villa – Villa lead 2-0 with half an hour to play.
    Olympique de Marseille 4-1 SC Bastia – goal record in Ligue 1 under Michel now stands at scored 11 and conceded 3.

    So, in conclusion:

  • Garden mystery solved

    2015-09-02T20:04:45Z via Puma To: Public

    Oh, it's a greengage bush. Yay for free food!

    jrobertson likes this.

    I'm certain this time. Those were the flowers and everything.

    ben at 2015-09-02T20:13:58Z

  • Budding X-Factor finalist

    2015-08-23T12:15:25Z via Puma To: Public

    According to the child a few train seats away from me, the train on the bus goes choo-choo-choo, all day long.

    Toddler surrealism FTW

    SombreKnave at 2015-08-23T21:38:06Z

  • Nouveau gaffer

    2015-08-19T19:35:50Z via Puma To: Public

    Bienvenue le nouvel entraîneur de l'OM, José Miguel Gonzalez Martin del Campo… errr, Michel

    • #TeamOM #marseille

  • Shame

    2015-08-18T17:25:25Z via Puma To: Public

    Always a shame to part allegiance with a local pub, especially one that used to be a great place to be (but a too-expensive place to run, evidently). My blind support can only go so far.

    Hopefully a continuing decline in takings will get the PubCo to realise that customers want interesting rather than inoffensive, and it costs a bit of money to make money. Eight cask handpulls but only two generic ales on ain't gonna get you very far in Liverpool centre.

    Back to the Moor Swen, then!

  • Allez! (Nulle Part?!)

    2015-08-16T18:14:20Z via Puma To: Public

    Qu'est-ce un bon moment choisi mon équipe français, l'OM! Je suis bleu et blanc parce qu'ils furent les champions de Division 1 sur mon anniversaire, la même raison j'aime l'Arsenal.

    Après une victoire de pré-saison impressionnant contre Juventus (2-0, avec des buts fantastiques!), les premiers deux matches de cette saison a vu zéro but, mais deux en adverse, zéro point, et l'entraîneur a quitté!

    Alors, pourquoi ai-je acheter une chemise sur eBay?!

    • #OM #Ligue1 #football #JeSuisEnTrainD'ApprendreFrançais

  • Claes Wallin (韋嘉誠) at 2015-08-12T16:57:57Z via To: Public , Christopher Allan Webber CC: Followers

    So document early, test early, release early, document often, test often, release often.

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  • Shaun the Sheep trail in Bristol, UK

    2015-08-12T06:51:25Z via Puma To: Public

    Visited my home city this weekend, totally not for the Shaun the Sheep (Aardman) trail but it was cool to see even four of them. Of course they're decorated differently depending on where they are, lots of cultural/local references; Aardman are a pride of Bristol giving so many funny and technically brilliant cartoons. Shauns are dotted about absolutely everywhere so would've taken a long day we didn't have!

    • #bristol #england #tourist