Christian M. Grube

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drop mysql,use mariadb

TL;DR: "Oracle: If you find a problem with any of our products, and are not a customer, we will ignore it. Even if it is a security issue. Also, if we come to the conclusion that you reversed any of our code in the process, we will unleash our legal team on you, wether you are a customer or not." All that wrapped into a pseudo-funny pseudo-friendly chatalese slang.

Yeah, that's gonna help and is also totally gonna make me trust your engineers. Not. Oracle has nice engineering, but they also have a severe lawyer infection.
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