9GAG (9gag)
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RT if you have no idea what you're doing here
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Two faced Tom http://t.co/7agL9wG7xO
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Twitter is like the fridge. If you're bored you keep opening & closing it every few minutes to see if there's anything good in it.
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Why I'm going to hell http://t.co/eNSIuUQVJF
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MATH= Mental Abuse To Humans
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I really do http://t.co/tfg4YH1kG3
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Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I'm over here like "I love food"
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Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.
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There is no “u” in awesome... But there is a "me".
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I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.
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Should I be proud or ashamed of this? http://t.co/Xlp8u9ENLT
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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a clown ninja.
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Only one word: Respect! http://t.co/NA8jt55ILd
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Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there's an idiot pulling a door that says "PUSH".
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That moment when you're laughing so hard and you try to stop but you look at the person and laugh again.
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I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
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Everytime I see the word "explain" on a test, a little part of me dies.
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I wish I could mute people in real life.
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Adults are just kids with money.