2013-02-27T17:22:12+00:00 To: Public
"I am partaking dinner" Couldn't you just say you were having supper, man?2013-02-27T17:19:11+00:00 To: Public
@slushy_ Subscribed to your YouTube channel and watched a video. My debt to you is paid. :-) Good stuff, though!2013-02-27T17:16:01+00:00 To: Public
Apparently, bro had to hire a "wife" for his campaigns. I love this country!2013-02-27T17:08:08+00:00 To: Public
Realized my rather unsavory reputation as 'Uncle Gangsta' had sunk to new lows when my nephew,4,asked if I'd kill his kindergarten teacher.2013-02-27T17:03:53+00:00 To: Public
Or unwanted pregnancies.
You have a nice family. And for your info: God planned that #pregnancy ;-)2013-02-27T17:02:35+00:00 To: Public
La Familia only calls me in for the bad stuff. Like if someone accidentally stabs his wife in the middle of the night.2013-02-27T16:58:40+00:00 To: Public
On my arrival next week, I am half expecting to be pulled aside & told "You know how it is, it's best if we are not seen together in public"2013-02-27T16:56:27+00:00 To: Public
My role in my bro's campaign,like that of the mistress, the kid in rehab or the drug dealing sibling, has been clear all along. Nonexistent.2013-02-27T16:54:13+00:00 To: Public
The rest of La Familia, keen to partake in his elective glory next Monday are rushing in as frankly useless reinforcements.2013-02-27T16:52:03+00:00 To: Public
He is the adult. I am the kid holding my penis in my hand. This will sadly, never change.2013-02-27T16:48:44+00:00 To: Public
my laces should make it rather obvious that we are two very different people. (2/2)2013-02-27T16:48:43+00:00 To: Public
That my brother 2 years my senior has an inside shot at elective office, albeit lowly, while I am here trying hard not to trip over (1/2)2013-02-27T16:48:26+00:00 To: Public
laces should make it rather obvious that we are two very different people. (2/2)2013-02-27T16:48:25+00:00 To: Public
That my brother 2 years my senior has an inside shot at elective office, albeit lowly, while I am here trying hard not to trip on my (1/2)2013-02-27T16:46:18+00:00 To: Public
How my cousin,city dweller with half an Australian education, has managed to not only survive but thrive in rural politics is perplexing.2013-02-27T16:43:45+00:00 To: Public
"Increasingly I am getting the feeling that it's her campaign, I am just that the candidate" Concludes my amusingly worried brother.2013-02-27T16:42:12+00:00 To: Public
"I knew I should have watched the Ides of March when you suggested it. She is even cutting deals behind my back" Continues my brother.2013-02-27T16:41:15+00:00 To: Public
Even I am surprised at just how my 25 year cousin can so super competitive.2013-02-27T16:37:32+00:00 To: Public
"I often feel that my role has been reduced to showing up at events and doing the 'smile and wave'". Bro is clearly worried.2013-02-27T16:35:55+00:00 To: Public
According to my brother, she is running things, which is okay. What's not okay is bro feels like she is running him too.
