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• 2013-06-11T21:18:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  *Sends risky text* 15 seconds later no reply. "Oh God what have I done!"

  

  lol

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• 2013-06-11T20:08:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  Rules for texting a girl: 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply. 2. Use good grammar. 3. Ask Questions. 4. Use the :) face.

• 2013-06-11T18:58:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  Stupidity or a miracle http://t.co/DzNgifKJZT

• 2013-06-11T17:48:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I could go for one of these right now.. http://t.co/2YZBinO1Qk

• 2013-06-11T16:03:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I make unnecessary sounds when I'm bored.

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• 2013-06-11T14:53:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

• 2013-06-11T13:43:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  Buzz Lightyear re-imagined http://t.co/gvdBgZXINw

• 2013-06-11T11:23:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I live for two reasons. 1) I was born. 2) I haven't died yet.

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• 2013-06-11T10:13:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.

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• 2013-06-11T07:18:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I have no idea what I'm doing, maybe dog does.. http://t.co/CvVLE3wLUI

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• 2013-06-11T04:23:04+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  Age is just a number and young is an attitude.

• 2013-06-11T03:48:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  We hate all the same people.

• 2013-06-11T02:03:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  That's me.. http://t.co/p2FFFJPu7z

• 2013-06-11T00:18:07+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  The wrong lobster http://t.co/5AcWBRUsK9

• 2013-06-10T23:43:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I need you. I want you. I love you.... Food.

• 2013-06-10T21:58:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  Yesterday: tired Today: tired Tomorrow: tired Next week: tired Next month: tired Next year: tired Next life: tired

• 2013-06-10T20:18:05+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  RT @8factapp: 99.99% people do not like their first ever sip of beer, wine, coffee and their first cigarette. http://t.co/Y4ffm3xWh6

• 2013-06-10T20:13:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  RT @8factapp: Thinking in a foreign language makes decisions more rational. http://t.co/NOq7ZPskxH

• 2013-06-10T19:38:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  #IDidntTextYouBackBecause What you said was boring I didn't know how to reply I don't care enough I forgot to I texted back mentally

• 2013-06-10T17:18:06+00:00 in The Expanding Universe Fountain, Washington, D.C., United States via Brdcst it To: Public

  I'm sorry... http://t.co/MqLrZUGl9X

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