This creeps me out:

Finder, Joseph, Laura Lippman, Jason Matthews, Zoë Sharp, and Scott Turow. “Five Novelists Imagine Trump’s Next Chapter.” The New York Times, October 23, 2018, sec. Books. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/10/23/books/review/trumps-next-chapter.html.

I can't even bring myself to excerpt that dumpster fire.