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I'm thinking British porn users should use new codewords. Instead of saying 'porn' use 'Cameron' instead. Also:
- 'blow-job' would become 'Theresa May'
- 'wank' - 'Gove'
- 'fisting' - 'Grayling'
- 'STD' - 'IDS'
Anyway, while I'm waiting for my tea to brew, I'm off to look for some hardcore Cameron so I can have a good old-fashoined stiff-upper Gove over some lesbian Grayling as my wife won't give me a Theresa May in the mornings (plus I won't get IDS).
I'm just about to have a Theresa May over some Gove Cameron..