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I'm thinking British porn users should use new codewords. Instead of saying 'porn' use 'Cameron' instead. Also:

  • 'blow-job' would become 'Theresa May'
  • 'wank' - 'Gove'
  • 'fisting' - 'Grayling'
  • 'STD' - 'IDS'


Anyway, while I'm waiting for my tea to brew, I'm off to look for some hardcore Cameron so I can have a good old-fashoined stiff-upper Gove over some lesbian Grayling as my wife won't give me a Theresa May in the mornings (plus I won't get IDS).

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I'm just about to have a Theresa May over some Gove Cameron..

at 2013-07-24T09:10:39Z

I can't think of anything more limp-making than those names.

mcnalu at 2013-07-24T13:51:23Z

Ah, yes. Eric Pickles Dysfunction. A common problem, I believe.

Dvd Mrsdn at 2013-07-24T14:13:03Z

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