Or had the time to write....

A proxy that would spot the Cloudflare intercept (when using Tor) and auto redirect to web.archive.org or proxy.ixquick.com or something similar. (Seriously... it'd save me like 3 clicks :D )

A #pump.io bot that spoted t.co and other tracking URLs and de-referenced them to the real URL.

A Smarter version of the above that would realize that the link posted was to a site parroting the origional information and would de-reference it to the origional (and usually much more complete) article.

A Libre AUR type repository and makepkg that works with all Libre Distros.. (Seriously.. being able to build from source with a simple "makepkg -si" command is a godsend. It has helped me keep using things (like Xombereo) that are falling behind/not maintained in the regular repos. Plus it's a good gateway app to get people building from source, using git, etc.