I'm at the library, and sitting across the table is Oliver Charles. He's got academic papers about all things functional programming, category theory (and bitcoin!?) scattered all over, and I'm idly leafing through them.

Except it's 2014, so what I'm really doing here (at the meatspace library with a kid reading guiness word records across from me) is git clone https://github.com/ocharles/papers; git annex get, while saying hi to ocharles in #haskell on IRC.