Karl Fogel at
@bkuhn For reading, I'm happy to use my browser. Emacs is for editing & manipulating textual objects, but it's not actually that great for just reading IMHO.
Karl, I hereby excommunicate you from the Church of Emacs for mortal sins against the One True Editor. FWIW, I read things in Emacs any chance I can get! I even browse with w3m on occasion (although I prefer Conkeror, which I think is merely a venial sin).
(I'm kidding, BTW, about the excommunication. You've got patches upstream in Emacs. I think that means you are sanctified already. :)