Karl Fogel at
Every morning I get up and choose from a bucket of antipatterns to determine which antipattern will dominate the day. From time to time, a new one magically appears in the bucket, and I accept it gratefully, full of wonderment that no matter how many I try there are always more.
(Hey, I had to use "wonderment" instead of "wonder" to get exactly to maximum-length for Twitter. Sorry, purists.)