Just to be clear: if I ever attempt to seize power in a constitutional democracy, my coup will have some effing *production values*, okay?

These lily-livered, bet-hedging pardon puppies should all go to jail, yes, but then they should also go to school and learn some history.

Didn't even get his own _bodyguards_ on board?  I mean, sheesh.  I guess amateur hour lasts all year now.