"If Berlin was a person, and it had a regrettable-drunken-split-condom-shag-on-a-dustbin with a Trustafarian from Brighton and that mistake resulted in the shitting out of a self-centred-obnoxious-arse-picking-bratty-skinny-legged-fuckflake, that child would be a place called ‘Dalston’."
http://sabotagetimes.com/travel/a-londoners-guide-to-berlin