Christopher Allan Webber at 2013-08-25T19:15:29Z
Distracted by refreshable "random loot tool" on SomethingAwful (it's been a while since I went there...) My favorites:
Weapons & Armor
extremely busty woman. This endowed iron breastplate is sure to start a
conversation about the portrayal of women in roleplaying games.Magic Items & Potions
Snake Hands. Turns the wearer's hands into snakes forever. Why did you
put them on? Oh god, you don't have any control over them!Magic Items & Potions
Potion of Transform Gender. Actually just water with a label to remind you that gender is a construct.Riches
Millions of dollars in worthless fiat currency no longer tied to a gold standard. Google Ron Paul.Weapons & Armor
Glass armor. What were they thinking? It starts breaking as soon as you put it on and doesn't stop until it's off again.
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