“The sad part is, very few of us would be happy with those gifts. What a depressing world we're making...
Well, honestly I wouldn't be very happy with the "stay away" alternatives either: a phone or a laptop IMHO aren't a good fit for a christmas gift, unless the precise model has been agreed in advance with the person who is going to use it (and if somebody asks for the latest apple laptop, you may try to let them opt for something with similar features that is more freedom friendly, but an almost 10-year old refurbished laptop is probably not going to be very helpful as an alternative).
As for media, at least this year they have added some DRM-free shops to the list instead of just of stuff you can get gratis off the internet, which in some cases is pretty good stuff, but has always struck me as something that in my culture would look pretty odd as a christmas gift (i.e. I wouldn't give somebody a book from archive.org for christmas, I would just recommend it to them at any time in the year when I stumble on it).