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Whole Foods checkout clerk: "Are you a member of Amazon Prime?"

Fantasy me: "Uh, I'm a member of Amazon Probabilistic Prime."

Fantasy Clerk: "?"

Fantasy me: "I mean, demographically, it's likelier that your CPU made an arithmetic error than that I'm not Prime."

Real me: "No."

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