Karl Fogel at
Close those tabs, close those tabs! C'mon, Karl, it's crucial mental hygiene. Every open tab represents a solemn commitment to the universe to do... something... with... something in the tab... eventually... aaaaand closing the tab fulfills that commitment! Right? Right.
Having to remember to "close tabs" is only a problem for those with huge amounts of RAM, who can afford to have many open in the first place 😁