Yeah, the goal of Spanish speaking people usually is that everyone else learn our language, we're lazy...

Feel free to ping me if you want any of my posts/comments to be translated :)

About machine translation, I agree with @JanKusanagi. It happens sometimes that I don't translate myself because the words I used are so Spanish-culture-specific (even Andalusian-culture-specific), idioms and so, that I wouldn't know how to say that in English...