2013-10-22T02:54:28Z via Identi.ca Web To: Public CC: Followers
Like watching scientific wrestling! Get it!?2013-10-05T20:50:01Z via Identi.ca Web To: Public CC: Followers
Hold your tongue. You'll want it later.
:-P
2013-07-07T09:35:20+00:00 via web To: Public
There must be some misunderstanding. There must be some kind of mistake.2013-06-30T08:54:09+00:00 via web To: Public
It was then that I knew what he had on his mind
@joshix Was it a dark and stormy night?2013-06-28T22:31:20+00:00 via web To: Public
You mean you don't think it's even a little funny when I play Karma Chameleon on acoustic and a racked harmonica?Well maybe you're just not who I thought you were. Nobody ever is. He's not David Hasselhoff, Queen Jane is a man...2013-06-27T08:12:53+00:00 via web To: Public
she talked of places I had never -- the sun in Egypt -- the shadows closing in on Chicago streets, the dusk at the middle of the dayIt was the last thing I thought of to ask her her name. smiles and nods. can I buy you drink? How long have you been in town?2013-06-23T03:53:24+00:00 via web To: Public
It was written I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice2013-06-17T02:08:43+00:00 via web To: Public
Taking too many pitches? What's the OBP of a walk, dumbfuck?2013-06-14T09:06:14+00:00 via web To: Public
Go fuck yourself for the Gipper.2013-06-14T09:05:44+00:00 via web To: Public
Dutch. Isn't that what they called Reagan? Makes it sort of the ultimate insult.2013-06-14T08:47:50+00:00 via web To: Public
And the situation of its registered office is ON FIRE2013-06-14T08:31:49+00:00 via web To: Public
Yeah you can't just read the stuff. You can't just write vampire+ Bieber slash. Now we've gotta have a fucking "conversation" with you too.Who do you think is the top? Oh, Bieber is a total Fire Island Mustache. Didn't you know he did? Oh yes he did & that's not the half of it.2013-06-14T04:06:39+00:00 via web To: Public
Paupers and peasants and princes and kings2013-06-11T23:58:36+00:00 via web To: Public
"You can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away."2013-06-11T23:33:54+00:00 via web To: Public
WTF IS TEA BOLOGNA (comrade) !?2013-06-11T23:02:34+00:00 via web To: Public
I'm staring out a window of the Brown Palace Hotel / And I know nobody can sing the blues / Like Blind Willie McTell2013-06-11T21:47:33+00:00 via web To: Public
Everybody made a movie. Andy Wood had one line. No -- two!
I thought everybody was sending postcards. Stop changing the script.
