No. Despite the misinformation, the COVID-19 vaccines will not turn you into a drug addict, make you sterile, give you a permanent smile, create birth defects in your off-spring, turn you into a mindless ravaging beast, make you trackable by drones, cause you to sing show tunes, make you grow an extra limb, destroy your mind, turn you a vampire, or cause any of the other hundred myths that are in circulation.