In 2017, please join me in my personal campaign to put an end to stop-energy replies on discussion forums.
Starting with the insidious "Why would you want to do that?"
Every time I encounter that reply in 2017, I'll be posting the following:
"How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb? Why would you change a lightbulb? You're not using your house right."
With that as a link if references are allowed. Mad kudos to @climagic for originating the joke; I only hope I can put it to good use.