Dvd Mrsdn (dvdmrsdn)
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Sorry to hear that. I wish I could recommend you someone.
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Humiliated by a plumber. #FailureFriday
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Everyone already knows that #tinap is always a good while, you cheeky botstard.
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Because the world isn't ready for it yet. Try this: http://dmarsd.tonidoid.com/url1u1wwk
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@zoowar @mcnalu what better way to start the day? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpfuAttPnrQ
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I dunno. I reckon it would be pretty funny. Underwater bagpipes would be good, too.
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You have a lot of catching up to do!
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What the hell do you need shorts for in Scotland? Can't you just wear a kilt like everyone else?
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Unless you have a smartphone. What we really need is smartguns!
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@reality Thanks for clearing that up for me.
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And what about the pro-gun non-Americans?
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I don't like the way you are tarring all Americans with the same gun-toting brush there, buddy!
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Anyway, that's enough about the state of my waterworks.
about a day ago from web -
If only...
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He misdiagnosed it.
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I think he was more of a 'handyman' to be honest.
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He's coming back tomorrow with another part to finish it. I told him I'll pay him when he's finished.
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Plumber has failed to fix the toilet. Still wanted paying. Told him to fuck off.
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It's a hardwood?
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'There is only a single bastard gumwood tree left in the whole world' :-(