Peter Cannon (dickturpin)
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I'm flattr'd ;-) You would say that. :-)
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pffft
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Clearly like your health your presents are improving. :-)
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Ahahahaha Britisher. love it.
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Let morning shine on the silver and gold of this land, Three thousand leagues packed with natural wealth. My beautiful fatherland. #imjoking
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@nybill Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
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@andyc can afford to shop in Sainsburys, his chips will be better quality than Adli and ASDA shoppers like us.
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ROTFLMAO
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But Chocolate Chip Cookies definitely trump shortbread.
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So young man, it would seem you can be judged by the quality of biscuit you give?
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Yes, and it will be wholly set in the directors back garden with cardboard cut-outs for villains and a chase scene on tricycles. :-(
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Tomorrow never comes.
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Given the UK's new incentive scheme I have applied for shared ownership of @reality
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Ubuntu dropped the "Linux" portion of their name a few years ago. I wonder why? ;-)
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♫ ♪ "What about the time, you was falling over, fell on your face! You must be having fun?" ♬ ♩♪
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Because you look so angelic when you're sleeping. :-)
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I have been up since 4am I'll have you know!
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:'(
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I'll have you know I make lots of sense. My predictions may take a long time to mature but eventually I get to gloat. :-P
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I refuse to listen to your words. How can I run around saying "It's all over" when you make statements like that you swine!