Bradley M. Kuhn firstname.lastname@example.org
originally from Baltimore, MD, USA.
President and Distinguished Technologist at Software Freedom Conservancy. On the Board of Directors of the Free Software Foundation. Generally, a Software Freedom advocate, GPL Enforcer, and Occasional developer..
I realized it must be very frustrating to be Steve Smith, the original drummer for Journey today, because the news keep saying that Journey's drummer is facing a rape charge. I got curious and I looked this up, and as I suspected, Journey's drummer has changed various times. (It's one of those bands that's more of a franchise than a band; they got news a while back when they replaced Steve Perry with a singer they found on youtube). Deen Castronovo is the current drummer who is facing the rape charge, for the record.
I started wondering how many people wondered about this when they heard the story, but then I realized most people have probably never heard of Journey. (They were very popular when I was a kid which is why I've heard of them). I guess that Glee show using their song gave them new life or something? I suspect without that, it wouldn't even be news that Journey's drummer is facing rape charges.
GPLv3 is now 8.
It seems that no one noticed yesterday was the 8th anniversary of GPLv3. I was going to write a blog post yesterday morning about it and then got too busy.
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John Oliver Falls For Software Patent Trade Association Messaging
I've been otherwise impressed with John Oliver and his ability on Last Week Tonight to find key issues that don't have enough attention and give reasonably good information about them in an entertaining way — I even lauded Oliver's discussion of non-profit organizational corruption last year. I suppose that's why I'm particularly sad (as I caught up today on an old episode) to find that John Oliver basically fell for the large patent holders' pro-software-patent rhetoric on so-called “software patents”.
In short, Oliver mimics the trade association and for-profit software industry rhetoric of software patent reform rather than abolition — because trolls are the only problem. I hope the worlds' largest software patent holders send Oliver's writing staff a nice gift basket, as such might be the only thing that would signal to them that they fell into this PR trap. Although, it's admittedly slightly unfair to blame Oliver and his writers; the situation is subtle.
Indeed, someone not particularly versed in the situation can easily fall for this manipulation. It's just so easy to criticize non-practicing entities. Plus, the idea that the sole inventor might get funded on Shark Tank has a certain appeal, and fits a USAmerican sensibility of personal capitalistic success. Thus, the first-order conclusion is often, as Oliver's piece concludes, maybe if we got rid of trolls, things wouldn't be so bad.
And then there's also the focus on the patent quality issue; it's easy to convince the public that higher quality patents will make it ok to restrict software sharing and improvement with patents. It's great rhetoric for a pro-patent entities to generate outrage among the technology-using public by pointing to, say, an example of a patent that reads on every Android application and telling a few jokes about patent quality. In fact, at nearly every FLOSS conference I've gone to in the last year, OIN has sponsored a speaker to talk about that very issue. The jokes at such talks aren't as good as John Oliver's, but they still get laughs and technologists upset about patent quality and trolls — but through carefully cultural engineering, not about software patents themselves.
In fact, I don't think I've seen a for-profit industry and its trade associations do so well at public outrage distraction since the “tort reform” battles of the 1980s and 1990s, which were produced in part by George H. W. Bush's beloved M.C. Rove himself. I really encourage those who want to understand of how the anti-troll messaging manipulation works to study how and why the tort reform issue played out the way it did. (As I mentioned on the Free as in Freedom audcast, Episode 0x13, the documentary film Hot Coffee is a good resource for that.)
I've literally been laughed at publicly by OIN representatives when I point out that IBM, Microsoft, and other practicing entities do software patent shake-downs, too — just like the trolls. They're part of a well-trained and well-funded (by trade associations and companies) PR machine out there in our community to convince us that trolls and so-called “poor patent quality” are the only problems. Yet, nary a year has gone in my adult life where I don't see a some incident where a so-called legitimate, non-obvious software patent causes serious trouble for a Free Software project. From RSA, to the codec patents, to Microsoft FAT patent shakedowns, to IBM's shakedown of the Hercules open source project, to exfat — and that's just a few choice examples from the public tip of the practicing entity shakedown iceberg. IMO, the practicing entities are just trolls with more expensive suits and proprietary software licenses for sale. We should politically oppose the companies and trade associations that bolster them — and call for an end to software patents.
Claes Wallin (韋嘉誠) likes this.Show all 13 repliesThere is also a difference between patenting screwdriver alloys and patenting software. The software, if you think about it, is really just a set of instructions telling the (presumably already patentable) hardware how to use its already existing capabilities to achieve a specified result.
Even if you believe that patents should exist, you may realize that double-patenting (that is, the hardware and the software that runs on that hardware) should not.
I'm not fully convinced that no patents should exist (though I lean strongly in that direction), but I am convinced that software patents should not exist.
Well, if you're not convinced that all patents should be abolished, read the evidence: http://www.aeaweb.org/articles.php?doi=10.1257/jep.27.1.3Patents build on top of patents all the time. That's not an argument against software patents. The best arguments I have found against software patents is that software is already covered by copyright and the fact that the claims of a software patent without any source code to go with them do not actually disclose anything of value to the public.
I read the end of that aeaweb article, The Case Against Patents. I really liked the list of reforms to gain actual advantages. Especially the point that phasing out patents is not a difficult thing if you have the political will. The value of the patents held today will not erode if you shorten the lifespan of future patents, so nobody's balance sheet is hurt directly, companies will have time to adjust to the new reality. Existing business practices will be hurt of course, adjustment will be essential for the companies affected.
Why Greet Apple's Swift 2.0 With Open Arms?
Apple announced last week that its Swift programming language — a currently fully proprietary software successor to Objective C — will probably be partially released under an OSI-approved license eventually. Apple explicitly stated though that such released software will not be copylefted. (Apple's pathological hatred of copyleft is reasonably well documented.) Apple's announcement remained completely silent on patents, and we should expect the chosen non-copyleft license will not contain a patent grant. (I've explained at great length in the past why software patents are a particularly dangerous threat to programming language infrastructure.)
Apple's dogged pursuit for non-copyleft replacements for copylefted software is far from new. For example, Apple has worked to create replacements for Samba so they need not ship Samba in OSX. But, their anti-copyleft witch hunt goes back much further. It began when Richard Stallman himself famously led the world's first GPL enforcement effort against NeXT, and Objective-C was liberated. For a time, NeXT and Apple worked upstream with GCC to make Objective-C better for the community. But, that whole time, Apple was carefully plotting its escape from the copyleft world. Fortuitously, Apple eventually discovered a technically brilliant (but sadly non-copylefted) research programming language and compiler system called LLVM. Since then, Apple has sunk millions of dollars into making LLVM better. On the surface, that seems like a win for software freedom, until you look at the bigger picture: their goal is to end copyleft compilers. Their goal is to pick and choose when and how programming language software is liberated. Swift is not a shining example of Apple joining us in software freedom; rather, it's a recent example of Apple's long-term strategy to manipulate open source — giving our community occasional software freedom on Apple's own terms. Apple gives us no bread but says let them eat cake instead.
Apple's got PR talent. They understand that merely announcing the possibility of liberating proprietary software gets press. They know that few people will follow through and determine how it went. Meanwhile, the standing story becomes: Wait, didn't Apple open source Swift anyway?. Already, that false soundbite's grip strengthens, even though the answer remains a resoundingly No!. However, I suspect that Apple will probably meet most of their public pledges. We'll likely see pieces of Swift 2.0 thrown over the wall. But the best stuff will be kept proprietary. That's already happening with LLVM, anyway; Apple already ships a no-source-available fork of LLVM.
Thus, Apple's announcement incident hasn't happened in a void. Apple didn't just discover open source after years of neutrality on the topic. Apple's move is calculated, which led various industry pundits like O'Grady and Weinberg to ask hard questions (some of which are similar to mine). Yet, Apple's hype is so good, that it did convince one trade association leader.
To me, Apple's not-yet-executed move to liberate some of the Swift 2.0 code seems a tactical stunt to win over developers who currently prefer the relatively more open nature of the Android/Linux platform. While nearly all the Android userspace applications are proprietary, and GPL violations on Android devices abound, at least the copyleft license of Linux itself provides the opportunity to keep the core operating system of Android liberated. No matter how much Swift code is released, such will never be true with Apple.
I'm often pointing out in my recent talks how complex and treacherous the Open Source and Free Software political climate became in the last decade. Here's a great example: Apple is a wily opponent, able to Open Source (the cooption of Free Software) to manipulate the press and hoodwink the would-be spokespeople for Linux to support them. Many of us software freedom advocates have predicted for years that Free Software unfriendly companies like Apple would liberate more and more code under non-copyleft licenses in an effort to create walled gardens of seeming software freedom. I don't revel in my past accuracy of such predictions; rather, I feel simply the hefty weight of Cassandra's curse.
The Satirized Is the Satirist, or Who Bought the “Journalists”?
I watched the most recent Silicon Valley episode last night. I laughed at some parts (not as much as a usual episode) and then there was a completely unbelievable tech-related plot twist — quite out of character for that show. I was surprised.
When the credits played, my draw dropped when I saw the episode's author was Dan Lyons. Lyons (whose work has been promoted by the Linux Foundation) once compared me to a communist and a member of organized crime (in, Forbes, a prominent publication for the wealthy) because of my work enforcing the GPL.
In the years since Lyons' first anti-software freedom article (yes, there were more), I've watched many who once helped me enforce the GPL change positions and oppose GPL enforcement (including allies who once received criticism alongside me). Many such allies went even further — publicly denouncing my work and regularly undermining GPL enforcement politically.
Attacks by people like Dan Lyons — journalists well connected with industry trade associations and companies — are one reason so many people are too afraid to enforce the GPL. I've wondered for years why the technology press has such a pro-corporate agenda, but it eventually became obvious to me in early 2005 when listening to yet another David Pogue Apple product review: nearly the entire tech press is bought and paid for by the very companies on which they report! The cartoonish level of Orwellian fear across our industry of GPL enforcement is but one example of many for-profit corporate agendas that people like Lyons have helped promulgate through their pro-company reporting.
Meanwhile, I had taken Silicon Valley (until this week) as pretty good satire on the pathetic state of the technology industry today. Perhaps Alec Berg and Mike Judge just liked Lyons' script— not even knowing that he is a small part of the problem they seek to criticize. Regardless as to why his script was produced, the line between satirist and the satirized is clearly thinner than I imagined; it seems just as thin as the line between technology journalist and corporate PR employee.
I still hope that Berg and Judge seek, just as Judge did in Office Space, to pierce the veil of for-profit corporate manipulation of employees and users alike. However, for me, the luster of their achievement fades when I realize at least some of their creative collaborators participate in the central to the problem they criticize.
Shall we start a letter writing campaign to convince them to donate some of Silicon Valley's proceeds to Free Software charities? Or, at the very least, to convince Berg to write one of his usually excellent episodes about how the technology press is completely corrupted by the companies on which they report?
When the Powers That Be Try to Rewrite History
I just discovered again, as has happened to me more than five times I can recall, someone sent me a URL that was public and existed when they emailed it to me, but in the 24 hours it took me to read their message.
In my work in GPL enforcement, I work a lot of beats where people tend to try to rewrite history by taking stuff off the Internet. While it's impossible to take most things off the Internet, I tend to want to look at stuff that very few people are interested in (e.g., a GPL violation report, or once-public discussions about some GPL issue) that there are a very few people (e.g, GPL violators) who want to take this off the Internet as quickly as possible.
My thought just now was that perhaps I should have a script that looks at all my incoming email, finds URLs in it, and does two things:
(a) immediately downloads a copy,
(b) submits the URL to archive.org.
Does anyone know of such a thing, or do I need to write this myself?
Meanwhile, as a public service announcement to those who care about the GPL and other things: EVERY TIME YOU SEE a URL that has SOMETHING about the GPL that looks politically important, be it evidence of a GPL violation or anything else, submit that URL to archive.org/web ASAP!Show all 8 replies
You're probably better off having a filter that matches for URLs and either auto responds reminding emailers to make a local copy and submit the URL to archive.org or that creates a queue of URLs for you to review. Or do both :)
Auto downloading links sounds like a bad way to go for many reasons.
NYPD Deputy Commissioner advocates violating proprietary licenses, or?
On This Week, John Miller claimed "Isis is using Apple computers. They're using Directors Final Cut software … same stuff that every other 19 and 22-year-old who's got some creativity can use to send out powerful messages.".
So, how many 19-22 year olds, in the USA alone, has well over $1,000 (cost of a Mac plus a Final Cut Pro license)? What about around the world? Does he really believe every 19-22 old has access to such? Is he so wealthy that he's that out of touch with how expensive Apple products are?
Isis probably steals their equipment and violates the proprietary licenses to get this stuff.
Is Miller suggesting that 19-22 year olds do the same so they can get an anti-Isis message out to their peers?
I'm deeply offended by Miller's comments. I had plenty of creativity when I was young. I could barely afford my own computer when I was a undergrad. I could only run the most advanced operating system available for PC's because GNU/Linux was not only free as in freedom, but free as in price. That free as in price was the only reason I was able to "exercise my creativity" as a 19-22 year old.Show all 11 replies
People are just now noticing that many of the folks leading these groups in the modern Near East have MBAs and other sorts of contemporary education? Why is this something people are only just now noticing? History did not start 10 minutes ago.
If the bad guys are making slick propaganda, poke holes in it. Make fun of them. Tear them down. If we have the power with GNU/Linux or even GNU/SystemD/Linux to do it...then let us go ahead and do it.
I saw about a minute of <a senior US gov't official> being interviewed about IS propaganda. He actually said something that surprised me (because previous folks in his position would never have thought far enough to realize this):
It isn't really about US and other Western people trying to out-propagandize IS leaders and spokespersons. Instead, other voices within the same cultural and religious traditions have to speak up and tell people why IS' dogma does not fit in with their traditions.
Those who are listening to (and in some cases being convinced by) IS propaganda are not listening to people in suits speaking in front of some building in Washington, DC. They are listening to people whom they feel some connection.
I'm relatively used to the idea of US/Pacific and US/Eastern collaboration from the west side.
I typically was always awake no later than 06:30 anyway, and often earlier. The only real change is that I must "roll out of bed and begin work", but I rather like that. It makes one feel important to have to dial into a conference call immediately after waking up, possibly while it's still dark.
But, the main issue I have is this: I would ideally like to cook breakfast while I am on the phone. If I have to be the one talking, it will wake up my wife in the nearby bedroom.
This morning, I did a long conference call while walking the dogs, which worked ok, but I had the problem of returning to my apartment and being really hungry at that point and needed to cook the oatmeal, but still being on the phone.
I could plan ahead and not eat oatmeal the days when I have to do this, but I don't really like many of the 'cold breakfast' options (at least, I don't like any of the healthy ones, which is why I make oatmeal every day. I'd certainly enjoy, say, a big cheese plate for breakfast but I try to treat cheese more like a dessert than a meal these days).
Today, I handled this by going in my office to talk and then running back out at moments when the other person was talking to stir the oatmeal. My wife says I did not wake her up doing this, so it was a reaonable hack, but:
I'm curious, has anyone else had the problem of taking early morning US/Pacific conference calls and needing to cook breakfast at the same time when someone is still sleeping in a nearby room?
(BTW, I do work really hard to make my problems specific in nature rather than generally say: "HOW TO CONFERENCE CALL EARLY MORNING FROM WEST COAST TO EAST COAST?" I'm good with bug reports that way -- I dig down until the problem is well defined ;)
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@Bradley M. Kuhn I highly recommend investing in a decent rice cooker (I like the induction heading ones). You can just dump in oatmeal and the appropriate amount of water and whatever else (fruit, etc), turn it on, walk away. When you come back, perfectly cooked oatmeal!I guess it is terrible responding to bug practice to question a tangential part of the user's experience, but I wouldn't call oatmeal healthy.
But ignoring that, can't oatmeal be made pretty much noise-free? You could use an electric tea kettle to heat the water, even in your office.
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Some Things *Are* His Fault
Large parts of Portland's public transit are shut down as POTUS goes from PDX to downtown Portland.
This is completely scattered and unclear, but I doubt I have time to work this into a clearer blog post, and if I save it to edit later, it won't see the light of day, so I'm just going to post it. Here goes:
Is it only because I'm a non-profit geek that I become jealous of public radio fundraising drives, thinking: "If only what my org did could easily interrupt the flow of publicmix benefit it does for 5 minutes to explain why donations are needed?"
I'm not a fan of Shareware, but I do think, say, what Wikipedia does for fundraising is reasonable (the banners could be a little smaller, but that's a minor tweak).
However, most Free Software projects, and even more, orgs that serve the needs of Free Software projects just don't have the ability to interrupt the flow of the "public benefit work" to remind the public of the importance of the work. But, if you take a look, orgs that can do that have had a much easier time getting funding. WMF is a very wealthy org, as are most public radio stations.
It's just tough not to be jealous. My colleagues and I talk in terms of "how in the world can we raise another $N", where $N << 100,000. These are numbers that other charities can raise so easily, merely by doing a fundraising drive via their "standard medium". For other orgs, they can only raise that much when there is a huge crisis, and those donors don't repeat the following year, so you get to do some good work for a while, and then what?
I read a study a long time ago arguing that NPOs should invest much much more in fundraising overhead, since the study showed orgs that did that increased size (and thus public good work done) by orders of magnitude.
Maybe that principle applies easily to the typical org, which has a simple and clear message of what it does that is hard to criticize, but what if you're raising money for a radical cause that lots of powerful people have convinced many would-be donors shouldn't exist at all? Think about how GPL enforcement has been portrayed by the powers-that-be, and you'll get a sense of why it's not like raising money for an animal shelter. (And yes, I give to animal shelters; it's not that I'm against them, I'm just saying that some of these things are just easier to raise money for).
This is the world I live in. And, while fundraising is thankfully not my job anymore, everyone who works for a small non profit has to help on this, particularly when the charity is so taxed by overwork that everyone fights proverbial fires all day.
Which just brings me back to jealousy. I always try to set it aside, but it's tough not to. I try not to think about the OpenStack party at OSCON 2013 that looked, upon inspection of the event and back-of-napkin calculations, to cost more than a year of Conservancy's operations (gratis FIji water and full bar with mixed drinks for hundreds of people?!?!). I try not think about the fact that Oregon Public Radio, whose fundraising drive has been playing the whole time I've been writing this, probably will raise Conservancy's entire annual budget just this week, just during All Things Considered.
To combat the jealousy, my new way of approaching this situation is simply this: basically, if people don't give to Conservancy, it's my fault, not theirs. If Conservancy can't fund its rather meager operations, I and my coworkers just weren't doing work that mattered to the world. Conservancy just shouldn't exist if people don't want to fund it. I've worked for charities where the leadership had a fundraising "sense of entitlement" that they deserved to get donations because of who they were. I certainly never want to work at a place like that again.
But, this in turn leads me into a sprial of self-loathing: if so few people actually support Conservancy's work, then I am clearly wasting my life.
I've thus generally come to the conclusion that being a radical activist requires a careful balance of self-righteousness and humility. I've not met a single person, including myself, who has gotten an appropriate balance on that front. I've also seen a bunch of people move away from radical activism because they leaned too far in one direction.
e.g. I've met people who got so self-righteous about their cause, that they conflated it with their own professional success. I've also met people so humble that they can't motivate themselves to do anything bold in activism because they feel they just "aren't important enough to make a difference".
I want to be neither, but hopefully you see why I think it's a balance of those two seemingly incompatible tendencies found in activists.
OTOH, there's really no room for jealousy, but to deny that jealousy exists is simply not being introspective. As I said to someone recently when discussing this issue of "pecking order of charity jealousy": "someone on the block always has a nicer house". Every charity is jealous of the charity that has 3-5x its budget. I know for sure: because when you talk to colleagues frankly at other non-profits, you can tell them how jealous you are of them, and they'll tell you who they're jealous of. That's how I figured out that 3-5x "jealousy number". :)Show all 7 repliesThat's an interesting insight, Bradley. It would be interesting to try to think of ways that a free software project could "interrupt the flow" for fund raising without interfering with the functioning of the software. I think it also helps to have specific targets and limited fund raising periods. Projects have wiki pages, download pages, and mailing lists. Messages could be placed there. For rapidly released projects, perhaps a release cycle could have fund raising messages in documentation or startup banners. Distributions could consider cooperating with appropriately tasteful fund raising drives and pass along messages during installation or upgrade of packages. For organizations such as SFC, interrupting the flow will definitely be more challenging. Hopefully the projects you help manage would point back to you during their own campaigns.
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Some free software projects could definitely "interrupt the flow" to remind people of their importance. For example Firefox could occasionally delay the rendering of a web page to display "an important message" :-) I doubt people would stand for that very long, though, and there would be a fork out soon :-)
Mike Linksvayer likes this.@sazius I think you're right, user-facing programs can easily interrupt flow. Firefox doesn't need to (because search revenue) but they do in subtle ways occasionally. More programs could, and get away with it, particularly if they had strong relationship with their communities already. Are there any good examples?
Don't tons of 'apps' do in-app upselling to a proprietary version or other in-app purchase? Do any faif apps ask for donations or offer in-app purchase of crowdfunding-like perks? I guess I should try more 'apps' so that my knowledge isn't secondhand.
I know the bigger problem is not having millions of users, but lack of $ for development and marketing only perpetuates that problem.
As @wolftune might be reading, perhaps after snowdrift.coop finally launches with real money, it should somehow enable in-app/program pledging.
I don't know that there's a solution for Conservancy wrt applications interrupting users, other than some of its member projects raising lots of money that way and giving Conservancy its cut. But I suppose (modulo it not having enough resources to do anything beyond what it is already doing, etc) that it could conceivably also help member projects do in-application asks.
I have always loved the sound of disk I/O. I'm listening to the Conservancy backups run now. That bursty crunch is like music.
Has anyone compiled sounds of how hard drive I/O noise changed over the decades? I am wondering what made that high-pitched note in the middle of the crunch that went away sometime in the mid 1990s.
And, this may be a lost sound, like modem noise. At least for the moment magnetic disks are still cheaper than solid state, though. :)
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The thing I probably hate most about being a software freedom activist is how often the politics dictate that I ingratiate myself to proprietary software company employees and leaders.
I then always wonder how often environmental activists ingratiate themselves to Exxon employees.
Then I wonder if I really am an activist at all.
Claes Wallin (韋嘉誠) shared this.Show all 7 repliesin my opinion the problem is in, some, environmental activists. employees as individuals are not "guilty". environmental activists neither work in the same industry than petrol or car industry employees. microsoft emps, I imagine, think they are developing the best software and that the non-community approach is better, at least some of them. I don't think that they have all the time in mind how to slave their user. everybody try to see the positive parts of the work they have. in my opinion the free software community have a much more healthy attitude than some, more noisy is true, parts of the environmental movement. long and awfully written. sorry.
Scorpio20 likes this.Why would ingratiating ever be necessary? Or to put it another way - if you are being fair to yourself about accusing yourself of ingratiating yourself, what has such ingratiation actually achieved for you?
When I look at how companies deal with one another, I don't see anything like the sort of ingratiation I think you are talking about (ignoring things like sales pitches - surely you're not talking just about corporate fundraising).
Wikipedia on 60 Minutes
The media admittedly often takes the worst possible soundbite, but it's unfortunate that the Wikipedia story on 60 Minutes tonight included a Wikipedian saying that "its growth could be infinite".
I assure the world with complete certainty that Wikipedia will remain finite forever.
The quote was probably a mis-speak, but I'm disturbed that 60 Minutes decided to use a quote that had a Wikipedian stating a mathematical impossibility in a story about knowledge and its dissimenation freely to the public.
Also, I wonder if there's a subtle sexism in the editing, since that item just happened to be a quote from a female Wikipedian rather than the male ones.
Meanwhile, I must also note I'm quite disturbed that Sue Gardner said "Wikipedians are a little bit OCD". It's really not appropriate to opine publicly that a class of people in our community have a psychological disorder. Sue is not the only community leader I've seen do this, though, it's just that she was on 60 Minutes saying it.Show all 7 repliesthis assumes human expansion is finite, which may or may not be true. Of course, distributed computing across planets will make for some serious diff issues.
I suppose at some point there are also concerns about speciation, so perhaps we should just be talking about intelligent beings (though intelligence is also debateable).
I agree with lnxwalt. My point was that nothing we do on a computer is infinite. It can't be.
If the speaker really meant to talk about growth that would continue as long as human beings are around, then the right words are "unbounded" or "indefinite". They don't sound as exciting as infinite, of course, but the accurate rarely sounds as exciting as the inaccurate.I just learned that "infinite" can mean "immeasurably great" http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/infinite
Whatever the accepted definitions though, clearly the use of the word leaves one open to criticism, and I suppose is to be avoided. There are other words that fall in this category. For example: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fag & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Controversies_about_the_word_"niggardly"
Dear April Fools Joke Implementors,
Some of us work for a living. We really don't have time to wait for the 1999 screen of your website disappear so we can get our work done.
How much money in our economy is wasted on implementing April Fools Jokes? Is it just my perception, or are there more in the high-tech / web world than the "real world"?
BTW, I also annoyingly had to consider briefly whether a political hot potato issue that came up today was an April Fools joke, which also wasted time.
It's all fun and games until productivy is lost with tihs frivolity.
Yes, I hereby declare myself the Scrooge of April Fools. Will the ghosts of April Fools past, present and future visit me in my dreams tonight?
I suspect the Ghost of April Fools Past will show me this, the only April Fools joke I ever thought was clever, but it was probably because I was at an impressionable age wen I first read it: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix-hoax.html
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So much ancient astronaut theory is predicated on the assumption that ancient peoples had no imagination. Particiularly the parts that relate ancient myths to modern technology.
In fact, I suspect they had more imagination than we do today. Think about it: night is truly dark, like really dark. Nothing to see but the stars. Nothing to read (literacy is likely near 1% or something).
Of course you make up stories to entertain yourselves. Who wouldn't?
That said, I often ask my dogs (both pugs) if they are in fact ancient aliens. I really do secretly wish that, like the mice in Hitchhiker's Guide, the are in fact highly intelligent beings that are studying me and will reward me when the Vorgons come to destroy Earth because I treated them so well.
This is in fact why I think I didn't really like Lord of Light.
Sunday morning Spin
I watched Tim Russert, and yes, basically from when he started. I'm old enough to have been an adult before the Clinton administration started.
I liked David Gregory even though many didn't. He was no Tim Russert, but he wasn't bad.
But Chuck Todd, I mean, I don't need goofy CNN animiations, what I want is the hard hitting questions asked, and watch them get not answered, and see them asked in another way that occasionally tricks the interviewee into going off message. Tim did this so well. Stretch did ok. Todd, that's not his thing.
I tried watching Clinton's own first press secretary try to do this. I mean, I never liked Roberts and Donaldson in the first place, but I hate people who switch sides from politico to press.
So, the short question is: what happened to my late sunday morning and who should I watch?
And no, Schieffer wasn't on the table for me before, but maybe I should give him a chance?
Maybe I'm just old, but I do watch local news, usually while finishing up various bookkeeping tasks at end of the day. I don't actually know which Portland news casters I should watch. Does anyone have recommendations? I watch either afternoon team or early morning team, so I am looking recommendations there.
(Note: I have a standard HDTV antenna so don't recommend anything that can't be received with that).
Stay classy, Portland!
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The Dirty Politics Begin
And, it took less than a week for third-parties to start playing dirty politics. I really do feel so often that I live in an episode of House of Cards. I admit, one thing that show makes apparent that bears true in real life: the unscrupulous always have advantage over the principled people, no matter how good we are at politics.
I made a lot of notes for my memoirs today, so I guess I should take solace in that.
I think this explains what I was trying to say about why I wouldn't really consider living in San Francisco Bay Area.
Distrubingly, I have actually joked to my wife at times that we should "sell the privilege" of walking our dogs to someone who lives in a building that doesn't allow them.
I mean, my dogs do all sorts of cute things all day that I am too busy working to notice. I could sell that to someone, right? :)